Let me shed light on why I am wide awake at the 0717H in the morning of Deepavali. A bloody holiday at that! Oh, and I would like to add that I barely slept a wink! Wanna know why? I'm blaming my greediness, my ever so sensitive tummy, and my arsehole. Yes, I ate like an OINK last night. Stuffing my face left, right, and center! In fact, I can't even remember half the things I stuffed down my throat yesterday. And I've been suffering from food poisoning all thru the night. I swear my tummy, intestines, and asshole have weekly meetings to plot against me. Which normal being has food poisoning every single week?? My tummy's spinning like a washing machine now and I'll probably need to get my ass to a toilet bowl in about...5 minutes. I just hope that I don't give my mom a scare when she wakes up. Won't be a surprise if she wakes up and finds her only daughter asleep on the toilet bowl! This shit is killing me!!! (no pun intended). I NEED TO SLEEEEEEP!!!!

p/s: Happy DEEPAVALI Friends!!! :)

There's just so many things that I have to do that hasn't been done.
Can't even find the time to post pics of the fiance's bday celebration.
Feeling really f'd up and weak due to Bloody Mary. Damn you Bloody Mary!
I mean seriously! Isn't the mother-of-god-i'm-gonna-die painful cramps, heavy heavy bleeding, and the ever so horrible VPL enough?? Now you got to mess with my emotions too?? I've been crying like a delusional psychologically impaired hysterical woman since yesterday for no god damn good reason at all. Oh Bloody Mary, you should have known by now that not everyone has the patience to tolerate this madness. I swear the fiance was getting ready to plop me down on the dining table and perform an emergency op to rid me of my damn womb/ovaries/fallopian tubes (you get my drift). I cried watching T.I's Whatever you like video and last I checked, the song and video were about money, cash, car, and hoes! WTFH. Excuse me while I go cry over Chris Rock.

After the simple yet orgasmic dinner, we decided to walk to the Merlion. We did not realize how freaking far it was till we reached the bridge. What he didn't know was that another surprise awaited him.. The surprise was a tad late but it was all good cos me and the fiance got to talking and we realised that we haven't really had the chance to talk cos of our busy schedules. Had a really great time at the Merlion and we had a blast pretending to be lost indian tourists. Hee!

Finally! The Surprise! Didi & Alin bought the fiance an ice cream cake from GELARE and the four of us stuffed ourself silly! Had a nice time joking & goofing around with the future BIL & SIL. Happy Birthday to Alin too! Her bday is the next day. Filled to the brim with chocolate, we headed home.

And the day ended with yet another surprise for the fiance when he sent me home. Mom surprised him with a brownie cake at our doorstep!

Happy 31st Birthday Bom Bom!

Hope you had a blast & enjoyed your many surprises!

Love, Fatty.

You are my strength, my soul, my life.
Without you there would never be me.
And because you never gave up on me, and loved me unconditionally despite all the shame and pain I put you through, I love you with all of my heart.

You are the BEST mother in the whole entire universe and I love you mum.

Happy Birthday!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!

Mohon maaf dipinta & semoga berbahagia di samping keluarga di hari bahagia ini.

xoxo

Lina & Dzul