Her ramblings & rantings are 100% non-fictional.
Any resemblance to any persons dead or alive is entirely intentional.
PHAT GURLS RULE. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
Wonderfulicious.
Engaged to the love of her life.
He's the ying to her yang.
Self confessed baggie addict.
Loves fuzzy furry animals.
Chocs makes her bounce off the walls.
should be Queen. Jay & Bey are her drugs.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 3:00 PM.

My new shoes are on a mission to kill me.
In fact, I'm convinced that the sole
purpose of the very existence of
the shoes are to kill my feet.
Literally KILL.MY.FEET.
I swear my new red heels is actually
the devil in disguise.
God help us all.
Sunday, August 26, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 10:39 PM.
Oh, i just had the greatest day!
My day started out with the fiance
coming over for a simple lunch with
the parentals. We cudnt stop laughing
at mom's forgetfulness. : )

So in l.o.v.e.
Nothing at Junction 8 caught our eyes so...
we indulged in Haagen Daaz ice cream instead..
The midnight cookies & cream was HEAVEN.
: )
AMK Hub on the other hand, was a whole different
story. A whole bunch of things caught my eyes but
I decided to get that pair of shoes that had me
at first glance. But oh no, that wasnt enough,
the fiance told me to choose another pair and
paid for both pair of shoes. And he spoilt me
silly with two new tops too. : )
I luv luv luv my new shoes and my new tops.
And the new nail colour too.
We then hopped down to the basement
where the fiance went gaga and bought
himself new pillows, new bedsheets, and
a whole lot of snacks! Next stop was
McD's for a simple cosy dinner.
Our purchases for the day..

Our dinner.
It was a simple, sweet day,
but it was so so meaningful to me.
Aint I lucky to have you as my fiance
Dzul Asrie? You made me smile today love..
In fact, you make me smile every day....
i am so in love.. with you.
Thursday, August 23, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 9:15 PM.
I cant believe my 3 days is coming to an end.
I have to slap myself to see if I'm still here,
in the real world. Yeah, I am.
How fast does 3 days pass by man..?
Gosh, the only thing I accomplished was
fighting with the fiance non stop.
Oh, and how can I forget crying, and crying,
and more crying.
My emotions are going CRAZY.
Damn the bloody PMS.
And besides, not meeting the fiance
as often as I'd like to is driving me
INSANE.
Thank god we got to spend some
alone time together this afternoon.
You know...
showing each other some love..
If u get my drift.. ; )
Nothing makes me more happy than
being in his arms. When we cuddle,
I tend to forget everything. Its like
nothing and nobody exists except the
both of us. You feelin me gals?
Hur hur hur.
Well, I'd better call it a night.
An early night.
Good night people.
p.s : Mcdreamy told Meredith he loves her!!!
Yay!!
p.p.s : Beyonce is performing in K.L! 1st Nov!!
Who's up for a little road trip??
I must! I must!
p.p.p.s : I LOVE YOU BABY!!!
Sorry for all the things I said..
And for being a beatch.
But u noe u love me kan kan kan??
Ok seriously,
GOOD NIGHT.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 9:48 PM.
I'm down with sore eyes.
Boo Hoo.
My eyes and face are swollen beyond recognition.
Even the bloody nurse at the clinic laughed at me
when she looked at my face.
: (
I couldnt even see through my eyes this morning
cos it was that swollen and so I lumbered all the way
to the clinic and lumbered and stumbled all the way back.
The doctor gave me 3 days off from work and told me to
come back if after the 3 days, my eyes are still not healed.
He said that my sore eyes was severe. SEVERE!
Oh double boo hoo.
Thanks to Love and family for passing on the sore eyes.
Yes, his whole family is infected with sore eyes and now ME.
It really hurts..... *cries.*
And to add salt to my wounds, my tummy & asshole
is not being nice to me.
Excuse me, while I stumble my way
to the bathroom now.
Monday, August 13, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 9:29 PM.
So i was having a fag at the toilet of my office
building with my new friend Rina (she's a secretary
at a law firm a few doors away from my office) when
I had to answer nature's call. And when I stepped
out from the cubicle, I thought I heard Rina ask me :
"Girl, kau lap...?"(read: wipe)
Thinking she meant how I actually clean myself
after peeing, I proceeded in great detail to tell
her how I actually do it when I realised that she
was laughing her ass off. And do you know why??
Cos the question that she actually asked me was :
"Girl, kau club..?"
Hur hur hur!
How stoopid can I get siak??
Not my fault,hokay!
Damn the bloody loud flushing system!
*blushes.*
Anyhoos, love had his checkup just now
and the ever so kind Dr Tay extended love's
hospital leave till 27th! Woo Hoo.
Enjoy la my baby.. I also waaant!
Shoutout to ma' hoochies!
We'll drop it like its hot soon aiight??
Sunday, August 12, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 8:57 PM.
Boy oh Boy!
As soon as mom & dad
came home from their shopping
trip in JB, i pounced and ripped
open the paper bag containing
these little gems...

Notice how 1 is missing??
Well... I just couldnt wait.. Hee!
Mom even bought
A WHOLE HAWAIIAN PIZZA.
Its the new DIP-LICIOUS thingy
from Pizza Hut..

Aaaaah....
Pure Indulgence I tell you..
How to lose weight like this???
Well seems like I found a new best friend.
Read: Carbs.
Oh well,
who says BIG aint BEAUTIFUL?
; )
Friday, August 10, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 10:28 PM.
Just like a star across my sky,
Just like an angel off the page,
You have appeared to my life,
Feel like I'll never be the same,
Just like a song in my heart,
Just like oil on my hands,
Oh.. I do love you..
Thursday, August 9, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 11:57 PM.
My National day started at 8.30am when I,
being the dutiful fiancee that I am,
ATTEMPTED to cook porridge for the
very first time for my sick big baby..
The results were a SUCCESS..
ermmm... well.... at least i'd like
to think so lah! right, love?
; )

The porridge of L.O.V.E
So we spent the whole day at
his crib.. chilling.. and we even
watched SHREK 3 again..
*waves to my shrek, donkey & dragon.*
Hur hur.
We watched the parade for a little
bit but serously i'm not that into
national days or fireworks anymore..
it just doesnt excite me now.
i like fireworks sure.. but im not
gonna stamp my feet and insist
that i have to catch it..
Gosh, i feel like an old hag now.
I'll just end this post with
a picture of us...

So there you go..
Happy National Day Singapura!
And thank u Sang Nila Utama..
Without you.. there wouldnt
be a Singapore in the 1st place!
: )
Sunday, August 5, 2007.
♥ EMIL... @ 2:21 AM.
The fiance's operation went smoothly..
Thank you god for making everything alright.
Love, I'll pray for u everyday that you'll
recover fast k? Get well soon my dear..
i love you to death.
i had such an emotional time at the hospital.
i hate hospitals. i really do.
they're just so depressing.
Im shagged. I mean really really tired.
I'll update again when I find the time.
But between work & looking after my big baby,
Who has time??
Thats it. Au Revoir. Im Audi!